Apathy Adventures
PICKPOCKET COMICS
Okay so this is a comic I made about pickpockets?
EXTENDED CUT
[later they are both naked with a pile of treasure and junk on the counter]
stylish: you ever thought of getting out of the thieving game?
scruffy: eh…. can't teach an old dog new tricks.
[scruffy puts stylish's poodle on counter. it runs around happily.]
stylish: well, there's more than one way to skin a cat! [puts scruffy's dead cat on the counter] 24 ways, to be exact.
scruffy: well, you know what they say - when the cat's away the mice will play!
[scruffy hands over a photograph. stylish stares at the photograph for a long time. he is infuriated but keeps the anger inside in a very british manner.]
stylish: sandra... you whore.
Thursday, May 8th 2014