How Much Is That Doggie In The Window - Library 34 - Terrible Fanfiction Brought To Life

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Library 34 is a podcast where we turn terrible fanfiction into terrible radio. Don't ask why.

Well if you DID ask us why we'd say that reading these stories is like flossing your brain. Or bleaching it, maybe. It's like that pale blue dot thing that Mr Sagan was always on about. Join us in gazing into the eye of the storm; the eye of madness. Let us pass through this darkness together and emerge, having changed.

Updates every other Thursday.




#11 - How Much Is That Doggie In The Window

"Fleas?! Now I’m getting fleas from that little flea-bag! I thought this thing you put on me was supposed to be a flea collar! I’d spit if I could make these canine lips work! Stupid Muggle pound! Can’t even change back ‘til the Muggles leave. Bloody ridiculous spot I’m in." - Severus Snape

This episode covers chapters 1-3.

Published November 27, 2014