Library 34 is a podcast where we turn terrible fanfiction into terrible radio. Don't ask why.
Well if you DID ask us why we'd say that reading these stories is like flossing your brain. Or bleaching it, maybe. It's like that pale blue dot thing that Mr Sagan was always on about. Join us in gazing into the eye of the storm; the eye of madness. Let us pass through this darkness together and emerge, having changed.
Updates every other Thursday.
Rose never thought her 6th year could be this hard,
or different from the others, but it absolutely was.
It is fascinating to me that someone wrote this and thought "Yes. This is romance." Apart from that, this story is minefield, with "cosine" instead of cousin, "earthier" instead of either and, my favourite, "body gourd" instead of bodyguard. This is why i should never be an English teacher; I would spend too much time laughing.
Published February 26, 2015