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Midsummer again! Aagh! This junk again!? With the costumes and the fiddles? Oh okay fine let's do it. Join us this week to find out about the Swedish crusades (no, not the ones you're thinking of), and we also puzzle out the origins of the Swedish flag – and why the dalahäst is a much better national symbol.

• STOCKHOLM BLOODBATH: As always, we start with a quick history lesson. Actually I wrote that as a joke but then I realized that we actually do that every week so yeah.
• A DALA HORSE SKULL: Come learn our one-step guide to crafting a unique online persona. Here's a hint – it involves throwing up. Also more history.
• SUNSCREEN: Everybody's free (to wear sunscreen (except Anders)).